What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can’t pea soup!
so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like ‘ladies, you have to wait.’
so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like ‘ladies, you have to wait.’
What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone.
Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone.
What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? “TOUGH TITTIES!”
What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? “TOUGH TITTIES!”
What’s the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated
What’s the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated
What kind of tree barks? A dogwood!!
What kind of tree barks? A dogwood!!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did.
Ten years ive been looking for a play on words to impress my friends.. No pun in ten did.
What’s black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE.
What’s black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE.