Category: Children jokes

The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.” “Your Honor” the criminal said “that’s what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn’t listen.”

The only way I’d want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.

Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole.

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ

Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook.

Why do black people love God so much? Because he’s the only father that hasn’t left them.

Lesbians build huge mansion in atlanta… It was all tounge and groove, not a single stud in the house. (Construction workers joke, you might not get it)

James Bond walks into a bar… James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What’s your name? Bond: My name’s Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I’m Ken. Chick Ken.

[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you’re not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let’s just agree to disagree

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!