My mother and father separated last year and my father recently started seeing someone and it’s been very hard for me. There are two major issues I have with his new partner. He’s black.
My mate with Tourettes was cured after walking into a Gay Bar “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!” He shouted…. He’s not said a word since..!!
My mate with Tourettes was cured after walking into a Gay Bar “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!” He shouted…. He’s not said a word since..!!
Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering
Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?
Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?
Acne and the Priest What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn’t cum on your face until you are 13
Acne and the Priest What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn’t cum on your face until you are 13
They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna.
They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna.
What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE.
What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE.
Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!
Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!
What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.
What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.
Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God… I mean, sure, it’s not the best show, but I wouldn’t go *that* far.
Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God… I mean, sure, it’s not the best show, but I wouldn’t go *that* far.