Confucius say man who run behind car… …get exhausted.
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”
There’s nothing common… about Tutankhamun.
There’s nothing common… about Tutankhamun.
Glad my name’s not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man.
Glad my name’s not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man.
why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn’t fit? He said “I’m going to try on a different shoe size.”
What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn’t fit? He said “I’m going to try on a different shoe size.”
iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking “NO!” anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode.
iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking “NO!” anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode.
Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window “Watch Out”! Moshe responds “Why? Are you coming back?
Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window “Watch Out”! Moshe responds “Why? Are you coming back?
discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.