a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a “race wonk”
Her text: I’m tanning. Call you when I’m done. My thoughts: SHE’S NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED
Her text: I’m tanning. Call you when I’m done. My thoughts: SHE’S NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED
What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment? ma’lady
What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment? ma’lady
Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard.
Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard.
What’s the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~
What’s the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door? An attic door can shut up. ~~im going to hell~~
What’s your best Pirate Joke? What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? the C!
What’s your best Pirate Joke? What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? the C!
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.
My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor… because “who wouldn’t want a piece of this body?”
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.
You say, “I think we should see other people” like I haven’t been doing so ever since we started dating.