A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son “Dad, will we take her home and eat her?” Dad “No, we will take her home and eat your mom.”
Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son “Dad, will we take her home and eat her?” Dad “No, we will take her home and eat your mom.”
You never realize what have till its gone…….. Toilet paper is a good example of this.
You never realize what have till its gone…….. Toilet paper is a good example of this.
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? One, he holds up the bulb and the world revolves around him
Confucius say man who run behind car… …get exhausted.
Confucius say man who run behind car… …get exhausted.
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”
There’s nothing common… about Tutankhamun.
There’s nothing common… about Tutankhamun.
Glad my name’s not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man.
Glad my name’s not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man.
why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*