Acne and the Priest What’s the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn’t cum on your face until you are 13
They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna.
They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna.
What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE.
What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE.
Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!
Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.
What’s pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you.
What’s pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you.
Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back
trained zebra no video see the benefits of training
trained zebra no video see the benefits of training