What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
I ate an optimist once… But I couldn’t keep him down.
I ate an optimist once… But I couldn’t keep him down.
World’s most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE
World’s most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE
If Jason Bateman had a servant… Would his servant call him Master Bateman?
If Jason Bateman had a servant… Would his servant call him Master Bateman?
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.
What’s pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you.
What’s pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers? Either your mum, your wife or you.
Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back