Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat’s medication.
Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers? Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers? Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, “Gosh, it’s hot in here”, and the other sausage says, “JESUS CRIST, IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE”
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, “Gosh, it’s hot in here”, and the other sausage says, “JESUS CRIST, IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE”
What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech? Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
I ate an optimist once… But I couldn’t keep him down.
I ate an optimist once… But I couldn’t keep him down.
World’s most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE
World’s most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE
If Jason Bateman had a servant… Would his servant call him Master Bateman?
If Jason Bateman had a servant… Would his servant call him Master Bateman?
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.
Why aren’t ants going to church? Because they are in sects.