“Wanna hear a chemistry joke?” “Na, man, I’m good.” “Wow, you didn’t have to get salty over it.” (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)
What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!
What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!
I asked my mother who was her favorite child… She thought for a second and said, “Do I have to pick one of mine?”
I asked my mother who was her favorite child… She thought for a second and said, “Do I have to pick one of mine?”
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can’t pea soup!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can’t pea soup!
so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like ‘ladies, you have to wait.’
so the new ghostbusters took a trip to the hospital recently and i.m over here like ‘ladies, you have to wait.’
What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow
Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone.
Went to the Optician the other day, guess whom I bumped into? Everyone.
Confucius say man who run behind car… …get exhausted.
Confucius say man who run behind car… …get exhausted.
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
[last day at job] “You’ve made my life a misery, I hate you all” [remembers my car is in the garage and I need a lift] “Not you tho Phil”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says ‘G’. The teacher walks over to him and says, “Why is that, Angus”