Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
When someone with a lisp says bismuth… You know they mean business.
When someone with a lisp says bismuth… You know they mean business.
So I’m chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she’s telling me she’s an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!
So I’m chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she’s telling me she’s an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!
Gravity is just a myth. We all know it’s the white man keeping us down.
Gravity is just a myth. We all know it’s the white man keeping us down.
Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn’t load every time he tried to click ‘home’…
Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn’t load every time he tried to click ‘home’…
What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo.
What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo.
Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they’re so basic.
Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they’re so basic.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.