Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop.
how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on
how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno.
How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno.
Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.
Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.
A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks.
A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks.
I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection.
I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection.
I hate being bipolar… It’s great!
I hate being bipolar… It’s great!
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert’s funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. “Me want cookies,” he sadly intones. “Me want cookies.”
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert’s funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. “Me want cookies,” he sadly intones. “Me want cookies.”
Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are…(sorry)
Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are…(sorry)