Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK
Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant
Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant
What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool? Porridge
What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool? Porridge
My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that’s about average considering she’s 9
My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that’s about average considering she’s 9
Joe sent me to John this morning… Boy was that meeting complete shit!
Joe sent me to John this morning… Boy was that meeting complete shit!
Why did Ted Cruz’s father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!
Why did Ted Cruz’s father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!
My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor…? Make me one with everything.
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor…? Make me one with everything.
My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I’ll be on a short leash though so I won’t run off into the woods like last time.
My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I’ll be on a short leash though so I won’t run off into the woods like last time.
“There’s an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don’t need this. If your phone doesn’t ring at all, you’re ugly.”
“There’s an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don’t need this. If your phone doesn’t ring at all, you’re ugly.”