What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
There’s a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It’s called Broadband.
There’s a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It’s called Broadband.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite wing in a children’s hospital? ICU
What’s a pedophile’s favorite wing in a children’s hospital? ICU
What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won’t monkey around with another monkey’s monkey.
What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won’t monkey around with another monkey’s monkey.
NURSE: I promise. It’s ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*
NURSE: I promise. It’s ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*
So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said “Don’t worry… It’s in MINT condition”
So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said “Don’t worry… It’s in MINT condition”
They call it “PMS” because… Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
They call it “PMS” because… Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I only get laid because of who I am… A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP
I only get laid because of who I am… A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP
“So your telling me that you’d be willing to lick your SO’s butthole…” “But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!”
“So your telling me that you’d be willing to lick your SO’s butthole…” “But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!”
What’s it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman’s face? Nutella.
What’s it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman’s face? Nutella.