I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black
I love getting Halloween candy… It makes me Snicker(s).
I love getting Halloween candy… It makes me Snicker(s).
Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!
Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!
Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
The GPA is not my son… But I will raise it.
The GPA is not my son… But I will raise it.
Holy crap! I can’t believe it! Thanks to Twitter – I’m going to Yale! Wait a minute… Jail – I’m going to jail! Oh…
Holy crap! I can’t believe it! Thanks to Twitter – I’m going to Yale! Wait a minute… Jail – I’m going to jail! Oh…
The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don’t have spare keys either.
How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don’t have spare keys either.
“My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,” said the awesome scientist in my imagination.
“My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,” said the awesome scientist in my imagination.
How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail.
How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail.