What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!
I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time
I like my men like I like my grapes Black and twenty at a time
What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle.
What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle.
I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager
What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager
Knock Knock Who’s there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
Knock Knock Who’s there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
A new musical artist… Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert
A new musical artist… Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert
ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant
ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant
Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need “lives” as if I didn’t already know that.
Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need “lives” as if I didn’t already know that.