What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39
I stole my friend’s kidneys one night he’d be pissed, but he can’t
I stole my friend’s kidneys one night he’d be pissed, but he can’t
Why couldn’t the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!
Why couldn’t the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!
Girls are like condoms They spend more time in the wallet than on your dick.
Girls are like condoms They spend more time in the wallet than on your dick.
Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste ..
Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste ..
How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt.
How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt.
I like how supermarkets don’t give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They’re like “here, buy this, it may eventually become food”
I like how supermarkets don’t give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They’re like “here, buy this, it may eventually become food”
What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller.
What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller.
The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness. So now I only have sex with hookers who say they’re positive.
The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness. So now I only have sex with hookers who say they’re positive.
To find your real porn name, take the translation of your Chinese letter tramp stamp & add to the name of your mom’s 4th alcoholic husband
To find your real porn name, take the translation of your Chinese letter tramp stamp & add to the name of your mom’s 4th alcoholic husband