What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle.
I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life.
How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager
What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager
A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks.
A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks.
I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection.
I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection.
I hate being bipolar… It’s great!
I hate being bipolar… It’s great!
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert’s funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. “Me want cookies,” he sadly intones. “Me want cookies.”
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert’s funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. “Me want cookies,” he sadly intones. “Me want cookies.”
Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are…(sorry)
Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are…(sorry)
I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can’t use “It’s Monday” as an excuse.
I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can’t use “It’s Monday” as an excuse.