What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? “You caught me red handed!”
What do you call a business that doesn’t sell Apple’s sea monster? A bus
What do you call a business that doesn’t sell Apple’s sea monster? A bus
Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.
Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don’t even have free shipping.
Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don’t even have free shipping.
An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.
An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.
Truth time: I’ve been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet.
Truth time: I’ve been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet.
Why doesn’t Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he’s too legit to shit.
Why doesn’t Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he’s too legit to shit.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
You all know any good masturbation jokes? C’mon, I bet we can crank some out.
You all know any good masturbation jokes? C’mon, I bet we can crank some out.