Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed
Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed
A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!
A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!
What is a black person’s least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)
What is a black person’s least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
Golf Joke: The Cast Away – YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube
Golf Joke: The Cast Away – YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube
What’s green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
What’s green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.
Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.