Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child.
What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t jelly my cock down your throat!
What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t jelly my cock down your throat!
Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh.
Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh.
What’s green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
What’s green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you.
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.
Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode.
Tifu by having sex with my friend’s dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn’t common where hes from.
Tifu by having sex with my friend’s dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn’t common where hes from.
A man walks into a bar… A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
A man walks into a bar… A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can’t look them in the eye. Kappa
Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can’t look them in the eye. Kappa