Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction.
Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch.
Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch.
The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog… …it feeds the hand that bites it.
The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog… …it feeds the hand that bites it.
There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66.
There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left? 66.
16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack.
16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack.
An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.
An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians.
Truth time: I’ve been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet.
Truth time: I’ve been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet.
Why doesn’t Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he’s too legit to shit.
Why doesn’t Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he’s too legit to shit.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She’s an Ex-Man
Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She’s an Ex-Man