How is a broken clock better than a politician? The clock is still right twice a day.
* wishes on shooting star ” the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again”
* wishes on shooting star ” the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again”
Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D “That’s not funny, Kevin.”
Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! 😀 “That’s not funny, Kevin.”
When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it’s a snaccident.
When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it’s a snaccident.
Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn’t shit themselves and that person should be the winner.
Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn’t shit themselves and that person should be the winner.
3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should’ve noticed. (credit to my brother)
3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should’ve noticed. (credit to my brother)
If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people.
If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people.
How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/
How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/
Where do cousins come from? Ant holes
Where do cousins come from? Ant holes
I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment.
I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment.