My favorite Knock Knock Joke. “Knock Knock” “who’s there” “I got up” “I got up who?” “then the bathrooms over there”
What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice.
Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice.
If women are people, why are they so stupid? Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the most retarded head lice.
If women are people, why are they so stupid? Seriously. Even the smartest and most accomplished women are dumber than the most retarded head lice.
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat? The wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat? The wheelchair.
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
There’s a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It’s called Broadband.
There’s a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It’s called Broadband.