Category: Cat jokes

It’s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it’s that only 10% of people use their brains.

I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal… It was a Shit-zoo

Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They’re down to just 26.5 million …Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.

What do you tell a cow that’s in the way? Mooooooooooooove.

Why couldn’t Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme

What’s the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck.

This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.

To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that “I don’t care about being healthy and smelling clean”

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!