Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad.
A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old.
A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time…
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time…
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw
What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he’s got another side to him.
What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he’s got another side to him.
How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the ‘f’ out of free and the ‘f’ out of way…
How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the ‘f’ out of free and the ‘f’ out of way…
What’s the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn’t a one-hit wonder.
What’s the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn’t a one-hit wonder.
Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren’t worth it.
Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren’t worth it.
A woman goes into a doctor’s with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That’s just the tip of the iceberg doctor.
A woman goes into a doctor’s with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That’s just the tip of the iceberg doctor.
ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle
ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle