What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?
I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police.
I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police.
Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD? It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure.
Did you hear about the government funded study that found that vicious but restrained dogs could have a sobering effect on people using LSD? It was a taxes chained-dog acid-cure.
Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip.
Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip.
I wanted to be a politician… But then I realized that I couldn’t fit my entire head up my ass.
I wanted to be a politician… But then I realized that I couldn’t fit my entire head up my ass.
Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?
Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?
[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I’ll take your finest orphan. “Sir, we can’t just give-” Here’s $50mil. “Do you like boy acrobats?”
[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I’ll take your finest orphan. “Sir, we can’t just give-” Here’s $50mil. “Do you like boy acrobats?”
Why can’t you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion
Why can’t you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion
Sexist double Standard: “If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut…” But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
Sexist double Standard: “If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut…” But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.
Life is a dick… It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard.
Life is a dick… It looks short, but it becomes longer when it gets hard.