*Financial Status* Just rinsed off a paper plate…
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn’t sent anyone to kill me yet. I’m radiating with joy.
I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn’t sent anyone to kill me yet. I’m radiating with joy.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1
How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1
The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers
The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers
To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back… You discussed me.
To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back… You discussed me.
People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired.
People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired.
Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other “It’s an open-and-shut case”.
Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other “It’s an open-and-shut case”.
Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad.
Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad.
A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old.
A dark sense of humor is like a Make-A-Wish child, never gets old.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time…
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time…