How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!
Sometimes I say big words, even when i don’t know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis.
Sometimes I say big words, even when i don’t know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis.
How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous.
How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day? Arduous.
Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
What’s the worst thing about 90’s kids? They fight back.
What’s the worst thing about 90’s kids? They fight back.
How do you castrate a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you castrate a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw.
My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny.
My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny.
My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack.
My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack.
Shakespeare was gay… How else was he so good with his tongue?
Shakespeare was gay… How else was he so good with his tongue?
What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour.
What do you call jokes about eyes? Vitreous humour.