A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society.
Everything’s made in China except babies… …those are made in vachina.
Everything’s made in China except babies… …those are made in vachina.
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I just whispered “Come at me, bro” to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I’m in my car driving away from my old life.
I just whispered “Come at me, bro” to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I’m in my car driving away from my old life.
July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.
July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.
What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu
What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.