For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: – Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. – No matter what you do for them, it is not […]
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I cant believe what Im seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all Im beating it 6 games to 1”
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I cant believe what Im seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all Im beating it 6 games to 1”
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And Ive just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “Thats because hes inside your cat.”
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And Ive just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “Thats an awfully big […]
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.
My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man’s leg. It should be quite a shin-dig.
My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man’s leg. It should be quite a shin-dig.
My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones.
What’s a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple.
What’s a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple.
Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
There’s only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66
There’s only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66