Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: Its meow-sic to their ears!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: Its meow-sic to their ears!
Q: Whats every cats favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Whats every cats favorite song? – A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!
Q: Where do cats write down notes? – A: Scratch Paper!
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: Theyre purr-fect!
Q: Why does everyone love cats? – A: Theyre purr-fect!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? – A: A sourpuss!