Q: Whats a cats favorite food? – A: Petatoes!
Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!
Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? – A: Light mouse work.
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
Q: How do cats buy things? – A: From a cat-alogue!
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? – A: A paws!
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!
Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they love a good gag!
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet […]