prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!
Wife: did you know there’s an “I hate Jeff” group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president
Wife: did you know there’s an “I hate Jeff” group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president
Beyonce’s hair is always blowing because she has so many fans
Beyonce’s hair is always blowing because she has so many fans
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon
What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon
I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me.
I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.