What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up.
Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.
Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!
Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!
A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices
A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices
They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile.. But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds.
They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile.. But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds.
Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There’s a vas deferens between the two.
Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There’s a vas deferens between the two.
A Polar Bear walks into a bar… … he says to the server, “Hello, I’d like some fish and chips..” The server says, “We don’t serve polar bear here.” The Polar Bear says, “Oh Thank God.”
A Polar Bear walks into a bar… … he says to the server, “Hello, I’d like some fish and chips..” The server says, “We don’t serve polar bear here.” The Polar Bear says, “Oh Thank God.”