What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.
Why can’t mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there’s a sign that says No Tres-passing
Why can’t mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there’s a sign that says No Tres-passing
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government
These hospital bills are killing me! I’m starting to think buying a hospital wasn’t such a good idea.
These hospital bills are killing me! I’m starting to think buying a hospital wasn’t such a good idea.
Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it.
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
A bomb went off in an ink factory… Everyone Dyed.
A bomb went off in an ink factory… Everyone Dyed.
So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight… lol you didn’t learn anything from 2004?
So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight… lol you didn’t learn anything from 2004?
How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!
How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!