Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married… because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single.
I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I’ve ever seen I hope she doesn’t hold it against me.
I told my friend that she had one of the nastiest bodies I’ve ever seen I hope she doesn’t hold it against me.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number.
Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I’m done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better.
Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I’m done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better.
What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?
What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?
If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont.
How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont.
What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma
What do you call tension in the percussion section? Druma
When you’re sliding into first…. Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things…. What’s your favorite?
When you’re sliding into first…. Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things…. What’s your favorite?
Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?
Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?