I wanted to be a politician… But then I realized that I couldn’t fit my entire head up my ass.
What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne
What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne
How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they’ve never tried.
How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they’ve never tried.
Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries… It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz…
Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries… It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz…
A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society.
A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society.
Everything’s made in China except babies… …those are made in vachina.
Everything’s made in China except babies… …those are made in vachina.
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
[argument w/girlfriend] HER: you know what your problem is? ME: no, *grabs pen and begins taking notes* but i’m about to find out
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
What’s the quickest way to kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their car.
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today It was big enough to be a D Gull. But not quite big enough to be an Eagle
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do