What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!
Why can’t Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don’t have attachments!
Why can’t Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don’t have attachments!
It’s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it’s that only 10% of people use their brains.
It’s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it’s that only 10% of people use their brains.
I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal… It was a Shit-zoo
I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal… It was a Shit-zoo
Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They’re down to just 26.5 million …Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.
Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They’re down to just 26.5 million …Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.
What do you tell a cow that’s in the way? Mooooooooooooove.
What do you tell a cow that’s in the way? Mooooooooooooove.
Why couldn’t Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Why couldn’t Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme
Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme
What’s the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck.
What’s the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck.
This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.
This is a robbery In some firm, two masked thieves enter: -This is a robbery The accountant, relieved: -Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.