Wife: did you know there’s an “I hate Jeff” group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president
Beyonce’s hair is always blowing because she has so many fans
Beyonce’s hair is always blowing because she has so many fans
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
IAMA convicted murderer who escaped last week from an upstate New York prison currently on the run somewhere in North America. AMA!
IAMA convicted murderer who escaped last week from an upstate New York prison currently on the run somewhere in North America. AMA!
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents? Roommates
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents? Roommates
Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up.
Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
The phrase “Silence is golden” doesn’t make any sense because duct tape is silver.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.
Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It’s a fucking joke.