Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas
How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!
How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To murder link
Why did the chicken cross the road? To murder link
I’m launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It’s aimed at a Nietzsche market
I’m launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It’s aimed at a Nietzsche market
Look, don’t ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don’t know where I came.
Look, don’t ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don’t know where I came.
Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I’ll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I’ll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with “obstruction of justice.” This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with “obstruction of justice.” This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
One gypsy says to another… Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat… and now..cameras everywhere…
One gypsy says to another… Back in the day, when I was young, my mother would give me 1 dollar and I would get 2 bottles of milk, 2 breads, 5 kilos of meat… and now..cameras everywhere…
Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those.
Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those.
Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars.
Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars.