Doc: So you’re not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please
How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
How Gabe Newell counts to 10 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.
Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references “yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references “yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]
What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]
Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don’t think stalking the garbageman is a hobby.
Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don’t think stalking the garbageman is a hobby.
GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It’s up to you! ANGEL: are you high?
GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It’s up to you! ANGEL: are you high?
*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP
*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP
The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you.
The saddest thing about trying to find a needle in a haystack is that your horse is hiding a drug habit from you.
Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am.
Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am.