They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile.. But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds.
Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There’s a vas deferens between the two.
Do penises and testicles have much in common? Not really. There’s a vas deferens between the two.
A Polar Bear walks into a bar… … he says to the server, “Hello, I’d like some fish and chips..” The server says, “We don’t serve polar bear here.” The Polar Bear says, “Oh Thank God.”
A Polar Bear walks into a bar… … he says to the server, “Hello, I’d like some fish and chips..” The server says, “We don’t serve polar bear here.” The Polar Bear says, “Oh Thank God.”
What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it
What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it
Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!**
Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!**
You can always count on me. Unless standing up for you will make people hate me. Then you’re on your own.
You can always count on me. Unless standing up for you will make people hate me. Then you’re on your own.
What’s the grossest number? 6.9 because it’s a 69 with a period in the middle.
What’s the grossest number? 6.9 because it’s a 69 with a period in the middle.
How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Where there’s a will… There’s a relative.
Where there’s a will… There’s a relative.
What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?
What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?