Beyonce’s hair is always blowing because she has so many fans
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What’s brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick
What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon
What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon
I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me.
I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me.
Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief “cockblocker”
Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief “cockblocker”
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They’re both down under and no one cares.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They’re both down under and no one cares.
If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.