Have you heard about the invention of the white board It’s remarkable.
I was going to buy some classical music CDs… But I was too baroque.
I was going to buy some classical music CDs… But I was too baroque.
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
It’s going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I’ve got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
It’s going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I’ve got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees
Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees
An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)
An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)
What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They’re fucking assholes.
What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They’re fucking assholes.
Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, “You know, son, if you don’t stop masturbating, you’re going to go blind.” The son says, “Dad, I’m over here.”
Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, “You know, son, if you don’t stop masturbating, you’re going to go blind.” The son says, “Dad, I’m over here.”