Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent
The other day I started making a belt by joining all my old watches together… …but then I realised it would be a waist of time.
The other day I started making a belt by joining all my old watches together… …but then I realised it would be a waist of time.
What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner
What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner
I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?
I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?
Me: Mom, am I ugly? Mom: Why don’t you ask your girlfriend? Me: But I don’t have a girlfriend! Mom: Still looking for the answer?
Me: Mom, am I ugly? Mom: Why don’t you ask your girlfriend? Me: But I don’t have a girlfriend! Mom: Still looking for the answer?
German sausages… are the wurst.
German sausages… are the wurst.
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it’s just pointing to another refrigerator.
Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it’s just pointing to another refrigerator.
How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline
How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline
Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy
Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy