I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard… Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking.
How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella.
How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella.
The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification.
The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification.
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? You’d think “R”, but his first love be the “C”.
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? You’d think “R”, but his first love be the “C”.
Every fifteen minutes, a teenager crashes his car due to texting and driving. I hope he gives up, because he’s obviously not good at it.
Every fifteen minutes, a teenager crashes his car due to texting and driving. I hope he gives up, because he’s obviously not good at it.
Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!
Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!
Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!
Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!
At 4am I’m pretty sure it’s either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it’s technically breakfast.
At 4am I’m pretty sure it’s either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it’s technically breakfast.
Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid
Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid
I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James.
I went to a really posh school. In fact it was so posh, the Gym was called James.