How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
do bird watchers not know about tv
do bird watchers not know about tv
Why can’t iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
Why can’t iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler