What’s a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!
Fact: it’s impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You’re all, “Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!”
Fact: it’s impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You’re all, “Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!”
That fart voided the warranty on our couch.
That fart voided the warranty on our couch.
“Send me the link” means “do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now.”
“Send me the link” means “do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now.”
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn’t open your door.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn’t open your door.
How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21