Category: Cat jokes

how do you know you’re in an elevator with the people of reddit? you’re stuck on the basement level!

What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber

Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

My gal pal: “Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin… What’s you’re secret?!” Me: “Poverty.”

4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don’t they just steal the stuff? She’s a criminal mastermind.

What is the official fruit of gays in Texas? Canteloupe

HER: You’ve run over my dog ME: I’m so sorry HER: You’re gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please

Have you heard about the invention of the white board It’s remarkable.

Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says “Barack Obama 2016” and buckle up for the ride of your life.

How many Im not saying she’s a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She’s been boarded more times than Amtrak