How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees.
Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Why were so many men offended by Trump’s “Grab the pussy” statement? Because today’s America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them.
Why were so many men offended by Trump’s “Grab the pussy” statement? Because today’s America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar… one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you wanna get….. shitfaced?” (sorry if you saw this already)
Two condoms walk past a gay bar… one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you wanna get….. shitfaced?” (sorry if you saw this already)
Whenever I hear brick I always yell out “HOUSE!” My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games
Whenever I hear brick I always yell out “HOUSE!” My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games
Lil wayne becomes a comedian… Lol wayne
Lil wayne becomes a comedian… Lol wayne
That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging
That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging
“I got your back” “And I got your nose” “Ooh I want his feet” Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it
“I got your back” “And I got your nose” “Ooh I want his feet” Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it
Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don’t get it.)
Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don’t get it.)
Whats the KKK’s favorite type of cake? Sheet cake.
Whats the KKK’s favorite type of cake? Sheet cake.