Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK’S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? “Attention Basingers” hahaha
What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? “Attention Basingers” hahaha
So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks “Hey son, how’s it going with the ladies?”. “Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it’s the coming”.
So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks “Hey son, how’s it going with the ladies?”. “Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it’s the coming”.
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
KNOCK KNOCK “I am already owning one.”
KNOCK KNOCK “I am already owning one.”
Donald Trump For President! That was the joke
Donald Trump For President! That was the joke
(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Bagels. I’ll be here all night, people!
(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Bagels. I’ll be here all night, people!
Honestly they’re going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3
Honestly they’re going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn’t open your door.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn’t open your door.
How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.