Honestly they’re going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3
Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, “You know, son, if you don’t stop masturbating, you’re going to go blind.” The son says, “Dad, I’m over here.”
Heard this one in a film you all might have seen A man is talking to his son and says, “You know, son, if you don’t stop masturbating, you’re going to go blind.” The son says, “Dad, I’m over here.”
hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says “it’s new and needs to breathe”
hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says “it’s new and needs to breathe”
Here’s a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense.
Here’s a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense.
How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway.
How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway.
how do you know you’re in an elevator with the people of reddit? you’re stuck on the basement level!
how do you know you’re in an elevator with the people of reddit? you’re stuck on the basement level!
What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber
What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
My gal pal: “Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin… What’s you’re secret?!” Me: “Poverty.”
My gal pal: “Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin… What’s you’re secret?!” Me: “Poverty.”
4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don’t they just steal the stuff? She’s a criminal mastermind.
4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don’t they just steal the stuff? She’s a criminal mastermind.