My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a “How’s my driving?” sticker on her car. Her phone hasn’t stopped ringing since.
What’s a weeaboo’s favorite religion Animism
What’s a weeaboo’s favorite religion Animism
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
So I met this gorgeous girl… …and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself “Hey, wait a minute!”
So I met this gorgeous girl… …and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself “Hey, wait a minute!”
I like a good long fiction piece… So I picked up the Bible at my local book store.
I like a good long fiction piece… So I picked up the Bible at my local book store.
What’s the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can’t peanut-butter it into her ass !
What’s the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can’t peanut-butter it into her ass !
What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!
What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!
What’s the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors.
What’s the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors.
“That wasn’t chicken in the Chow Mein” I’d make a great Fortune Cookie writer.
“That wasn’t chicken in the Chow Mein” I’d make a great Fortune Cookie writer.
I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money
I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money